At the last count Rage Against The Machine had sold 306,000 copies in the race for Christmas number 1, and Joe McElderry sold 297,000. Oh no, Simon Cowell isn't invincible.This news has rocked my world. What next? Will we be told that Simon Cowell's man boobs are actually implants?
It's upset Simon. He said that the campaign to get Rage Against The Machine to the festive top spot "a hate mob".
He might be right. But it's not a hate mob against Cheryl Cole's act, Joe McElderry, it's a hate campaign against Cowell. We're getting a little tired of the fact that every year the Christmas number one is always a Cowell song. Give someone else a chance, Cowell. It's Christmas, it's all about giving.
He says the Facebook crusade to keep this year's X Factor winner from being the Christmas No1 is akin to bullying.
Oh, settle down, big chin. It's not like getting to number 2 will hold him back. Sometimes coming second makes someone more famous, like Susan Boyle, Lemar, Hitler, stuff like that.
Simon said: "It's David versus Goliath and it's not fair on Joe. It's getting out of hand."
Who does he think David is in this analogy? It's not you, Cowell. You and your production company, record label and you're whole box of production tools is the Goliath. He doesn't get it. I bet he doesn't realise that in the Rage Against The Machine, he's the machine. Heck, in the box of production tools, he's the tool.
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