Snaps to Jordan the cute little blond from Big Brother 11 who was crowned the winner and walked away with half a million dollars! (That's pre-tax, sweetie. Don't end up like Richard Hatch. Okay?)
Natalie, the game's most unlikable player in all of its history, came in second and took away $50,000. Can someone tell me why she lied about her age? And why she made up the stupid Pandora's box "final-switch" lie? Those just made no sense at all.
Hottie McHotterson Jeff was voted America's Choice and got $25K just for being so dang cute.
But the real news was Julie Chen's choice of gown for finale night! What in the H-E-C-K was she wearing? A snuggie? Or maybe it was a slanket? Someone get CBS on the phone and let's get this hammered out. Inquiring minds want to know!
I mean seriously, Julie. You're pregnant, not watching Turner Classic Movies at home alone on a chilly Sunday night.
The biggest news of the night was what didn't happen. I kept expecting Kanye West to jump up on stage and tell Jordan that Natalie should have won. Luckily he didn't because that would have been a jackass thing to do. And no one wants to be called a jackass.
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